STRANGE LOVE....!

Lady Love: Oh......How pink does this world seem....! Oooooo......Just See what beauty does the garbage van beholds..! My life suddenly got so vibrant, melancholy no longer seem to persist the only existence is of mushy Akon numbers. ohhhh.....colours...i see colours everywhere.........


CUPID: BAAABES.......Dis is Aakashvani......You are smitten by my arrow of love......henceforth you become the rightful heiress to the blessed blind hood....A blindhood that beholds the colours of camouflage..


Lady Love: Oh....Ohh....you mean i am in love....?


CUPID: Yea baby.......the cupid says TATHASTUUUUU..............


WHAATTT......NOOO......dont give me that look.....i aint mad.....Come on you think that I am one of those bicharis who once being hit by the Cupid's arrow..now regrets her decision of embracing the most divine feeling on earth.

OH.....pull a break....cause am a SUPERWOMAN....m immune to pain......

okkkk.......I am not gonna give such mushy , artistically woven answers. Yes I have had my share of fun.

Cynical i might sound....Well in that case I Aint an artist , hence expressing my emotions through caricature is a forbidden task in for me. So folks let me resort to the expression of cynicism.

But well don't worry....cause neither am i interested in ascending the undisputed throne of LOVE GURU.Its just that my hand has a knack of feeling itchy whenever i get overloaded with emotions.

And if incase you want to direct your blame towards somebody then let the 20th century LOVE BIRDs be the worthy receivers.

NOTE: ME SAY'S: LOVEBIRDS as species shares similar immune system like that of Cockroaches. They have successfully survived all the turmoils since the ADAM & EVE era.....just like cockroaches survived since the age of dinosaurs.

OKK.....Thats enough now stop making faces at me....

Well this aint a TUTE HUYE DIL KI DAHAR. Since the ancient age , the homosaphiens have time and again fallen prey to this emotion called love....a mistake that they repeat over and over again....yet there isn't any sign of them of learning a lesson. LOVEBIRDS need some serious medication in order to revive themselves from this acute condition of illness...

CUPID SAYS: Let Love be the sacred of all emotions and not relegate it down to a stage of mere addiction. Let LOVE be life but let LIFE be love. Love is the worthiest ornamentation of life. Let Life not be an ornament to Love.

ME SAY's: Follow Cupid's words closely folks.....Love is not be fallen for..its a reason to rise. If love isn't successful enough, if it hurts, or even worse if it does'nt leave you with a reason to console yourself later for.............DUDE get Vindictive......Pull up your Socks, Strike the tune so hard that the fucking eardrums burst...WELL calm down u dont need to go out on a hunt again...its just a matter of proving your worth to the world.

STATUTORY WARNING

The Above written content is intended to be an expression of sarcasm. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is completely intentional.

Strength Of Women...!

When was the last time we saw women voice thunder the House Of Commons? Wherein the interest of masses would not only be heard, but also fought for by the women power. A scene which not quite long ago would be treated as a distant halucination, the fact that it was treated THE way would soon turn reminiscent. What we can call the Green Revolution for the Women is all set to be achieved with the initiation of Mrs. Sonia Gandhi.Women Reservation Bill is all set to create History for women. If the Bill emerges victorious, than this period could well be treated as a period that brought was tabout renaissance-a new begining, for the Indian Women.

The days are long gone when our interests were supressed, when people did'nt consider women worthy enough to represent the Will of delicate political,social, or economic issues. With the Women Reservation Bill coming all the way the political sectrum of India is all set to shake off all its pre-established taboos and prejudices against Women representation. The aspirations of women has emerged stronger than ever and now it stands almost impossible to marr or subdue the spirit of women any longer.

Lets cheer for it girls.....since, long gone are those days when men possing their deliberate display of 'satta' would be compared to Che Guevera, whereas the women would narrow down to be an item of ridicule. My words are obvious cliche sounding but my emotions after this breakthrough is too overwhelming to be hidden.

Obstacles are imminent. The demonstrations of remonstrance were inevitable. As expected the great men in power displayed strong protests against the Bill. Thanks to the conviction of Mrs. Gandhi that the Bill accorded itself with the initial success in Rajya Sabha. What took Me by surprise was that how could a WomAn in power was incapable of keeping aside her ambitions and look towards the betterment of the clan. Alas, the few Women who are in power are not rightfully exploited most often. Either they are sbjected to playing the role of pawn in the hands of men in power, who use then the way they wants or they are incompetent for the post and what they can only think about is securing their position or votebank.

So ladies its the time to buck up...! We have ways to go and milestones to achieve. Often titled as homemakers, now the time has arrived when we would rightfully take the charge of our country in our own hands. Our competence can no longer be restricted to Home Management. Pursuing political science in course would now be more than just being an educational options for non-a grade holders. It would metamorphos into being a serious career decision. I see new arenas being opened for us. We now stand in the threshold of success.

ITS MY LIFE...!

I heard it somewhere......"Life is a Bitch so F@#K it hard." The terminology might be a little derogatory but who said that the truth wont taste bitter? It wont be a breakin news if i say that life has been so unpredictable, so unadjusting & so unjustified. Life has always been such, and if you haven't yet tasted your share of pie, well....then i have but a small piece of advice for you......
..........GET A LIFE MAN>>>!

I often fall short of words when i try to define life. Well i know that nobody is asking me the lousy question.......SO neways Life is just life......nd it is worth living ......but not the way it comes. Life is just like the speed racing games we have in our cell phones.....and check it out in the bottom of the LCD. Yes it is the small jet that appears in there. The more hurdles you overcome, the more it increases in its speed & the obstacles simply doubles itself. The joy of having been able to beat up the speed is always very overwhelming. Nothing is more enthralling than the tag of YOU WIN flashing up on the display. THIS IS WHAT I CALL IS LIFE. It is always challenging.

LIFE is bloddy too precious to sacrifice it for whatever comes in its way. Rather one must live life King Size. Years pass in a flash of light. We become old before we even realise. The we havi with us is very little, So just lets get our ARSE DOWN to work, to enjoy, to accomplish and TO LIVE. There is so much in the world toi know, to ;learn to visit but the time is really an ass.....! Just not or rather never enough.

So as the saying goes folks.......WOrk hard & party even harder. Well i read a piece which should be the motto for every life....and it goes like this......."Shoot for the moon and if you mis, you'll still be among thr stars" SO guys time to get our targets fixed.

MUSIC MANTRA

Their soulful melody is breathtaking. The music they play is so that the nostalgia remains with one for days after witnessing their performance. Such is the magic of ALI KHAN Brothers, the spell of which lingers long after the moment actually occures.

It was after years that I recurperated faith into the practise of paying "Anjali" on Saraswati Puja without the slightest idea of that the homage would bless me with the oppurtunity to witness the most Spiritual Saraswati Vandana ever.
Amaan & Ayaan Ali Khan are not only the fortunate heirs of their musical inheritence, but what they did inherit from their blessed Family is their dedication to the instrument they play.

It was in the chilly evening of Saraswati Puja that i went to attend the 150th anninersary celebration of the Xavier's , accompanied with my best buddy. Knowing very well that i was about to watch the KHAN brothers perform live, the mercury levels of my excitement & epectations were decently high.

The fiery performance started with the musical duo playing Twilight from their most celbrated music album REINCARNATION, and later the evening was followed by a malange of music & rythm.

The rythm they played was truely divine. The Duo with their deadly combination of Music & Style were an amazing crowd puller. They are the true representations of the Indian Youth Icon, but not with a Guitar hung aropund them, instead tehy display the glory of Indian culture with modernisation. For the Dude with the Sarod wisdom lies or rather lives in the music they play.

YUMMY FILMY.....!

KUTTE...KAMINEY, MAIN TERA KHOON PII JAUNGA,.....MAIN TUMHARE BACHCHE KI MAA BANNE WALI HU,.....DOODDH KA KARZ,.....SUHHAG KA SINDOOR.....! CUUUTTTTT...!!!! Next SHOT!! ACTION!!!

JAANAM I LOVE YOU,....MAIN TUMHARE BAGAIR NAHIN JI SAKTI,.....JAAN TERE NAAM HAI MERE SANAM..! CUUTTT.....Next Shot & ACTION!!

ANKHIYONH SE GOLI MAARE,....TU CHEEZ BADI HAI MAST,...SHAHER KI LADKI,...AATI KYA KHANDALA! CUUUUTTTT......Anddddd.....ACTION....!!!

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Arreyyyy script kidhar gayaa????? AAAGGGHHHH..!! .........Sorry Sir script to badal gaya........!!!!

Yes, truely ...script to badal hi gaya....The monotonous saga of emotional melodrama in Indian Films at last came to an end. Revenge, love stories and "Doodh ka karz" at last discarded to welcome a pleasant and refreashing change in films. The matamorphosis served us with all new intellectually spicy, emotionally tangy, educationally minty and sexually cheezy films.......mmmmm.....indeed yummy it is....All the hot filmy mouth watering recipies served only for our delight.

Thanx to the intelligible & brave-hearted filmmakers who are all readilly enthusiastic to serve us their most unusual yet interesting delicacies. All dressed in the new spirit....their motto being INNOVATION, EXPERIMENTATION.....WOW!!! What a delightful relief....! Social messages wrapped inextricably in the camouflage of entertainment can be the best possible combination. Something no less than "Cheezy bust Chicken Pop Pizzaz" or "Spicy & Hot Crispy Chicken".

Well arguements to this are not at all welcomed....even after citing the examples of Ghajni, Om Shanti Om......or very recent Wanted. These were indeed the formula movies that culminated into huge Box-Office success....but guys how about Bhagat Singh????............WHAT............DONT REMEMBER IT??????....................So let me change the question a little......How about RANG DE BASANTI????? It did strike your cord......isn't it???? So here u go with the answer. Films like this made a difference. A youthfull & entertaining film, yet it was interwoven with the gallant history of Bhagat Singh & AZAD. A major box-office success. And to cite a few more examples......how about Swadesh, Munna Bhai Series, Chak de, Dev D.,Rocket Singh, 3 Idiots, Ishqiyaa, My Name is Khan & very recent.....Lunch Box, Bhag Milkha Bhaag, Dedh Ishqiyaa or Highway???

It is true that the mainstream drivers of Indian film industry constitute the major dynamics of Bollywood. For every mainstream films like Yea Jawani Hai Diwani, Chennai Express, Krish 3 or Dhoom 3 continues to rule the box office, there are the intellectual counterparts such as Saheb Biwi or Gangster, The Gand of Wasseypur, The D-Day and very celebrated Lunch Box!

Cinema today can be rightfully called a potent medium to spread across nations & priveilaging filmmakers of affecting a vast number of people. Apart from being entertaining these films also possess social message.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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------------------------Hello what more you people are waiting for? I have spilled enough....now its ur time to straight go & get urselves a quick bite of some delicious offerings of celluloid.

VAMPIRE CHARMING

She led an ordinary life, a life no different from most of her peers. A life that encompassed usual parameters of family and career. Weary of the turmoils ( an ample share of which she experienced), she, ended up in the struggle for survival. Struggle to emerge victorious out of the wearies of life. Her life overshadowed by the truth and practicality, lost somewhere the address to the Utopia she'd built around herself. The reality, which was her present, subsided the urge she nourished of someday living in the Utopia.

The whip of reality indeed made her love the life even more. Afresh ith the wisdom of a conqueror, she lost her innocent dreams. It was untill one day when she came across "him" that she rediscovered her long lost dreams. The broken hopes and bespattered desires which lay underneath the debris of her dreams were unearthed.

"Silly", "Idiot", and many such adjectives would be directed towards her, for what she unearthed was the Mirage of her dreams of Love. She came across her Prince of Utopia at the most glorious time of the day....The Twilight. The time when the sun shines in its most magnificient aura. His beauty was magnificient. A prince indeed he was, but was not a human embody. When he exposed his bare body in the Sun, She came across the most wonderful phenomena she could ever witness.

It was done..she was struck by the unimagineable....and hit by cupid.....in the strangest of way that can ever happen.


Hey guys....enough ...its done..! Well lets not be sarcastic, but Edward Cullen is worth all such stupidity. Come'on dude....which gal wont get awestruck by his appeal. Guys its real boo-boo to deny the silly quoient that is present among all us. I m no different from the species family i belong to. And what better option of spilling out the "out of the world" dreams i endear than VAMPIRE CHARMING. We grew up hearing the fairy tales of some Prince charming.....enough.....what d f@$k man!....who said that prince can only posses such enchanting, mersmerising beauty..! This time we got something really hot and unusual served for us.....indeed it seems dam delicious..! But hard luck we are no " Bellas" to manage a quick "Bite"...! So all we can do is to WATCH...wid our tongues hanging out...! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......! Gals always long for Bad Guys being good to us.